LOL!
Not sure if anyone cares but...
The problem is that we need to be systematic about bashing a review. i.e. give a complete answer such as "this part was wrong, because of X and it should have read Y".
That involves determining a proper structure for a review. That would be a starting point, but I don't see that happening anytime soon, so I expect it to stay the same, alas.
Glad to see you bring up the topic though. I don't mind the threads; I use them to recruit more members.
