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Unread 10-31-2005, 07:30 PM   #101
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It seems this thread has slowed a bit. So at this point in time, I would like to disclose that I have slept with all of your mothers, on numerous occasions, and frequently did not leave a tip.

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Unread 10-31-2005, 07:46 PM   #102
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Yes. I agree... unregistered has been disabused of any hope for recapitulation...

So, my friends, tonight I drink to unregistered! I shall imbibe to the theme of... tanking this whole f***ing thread.

I second the aforementioned... except your mothers had to be disciplined prior to full engagement with my flesh-rocket
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Unread 10-31-2005, 07:50 PM   #103
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My momma kick your mommas ass!!!
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Unread 10-31-2005, 07:55 PM   #104
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Unread 10-31-2005, 08:05 PM   #105
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!

It's a piece of ass!"
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Unread 11-01-2005, 06:35 AM   #106
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I had a big badass post all typed up... then realised it was pointless.

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Unread 11-01-2005, 10:17 PM   #107
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!

It's a piece of ass!"
Was the boy 13?
It was probably her nipple.
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Unread 11-01-2005, 10:35 PM   #108
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I am fully dissapointed in this thread. What the hell happened, we were on such a good roll too?
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Unread 11-03-2005, 10:41 PM   #109
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Flames died, boxers to their corners, never to be seen again.... until being awoken by a torrent of derogatory missives...
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