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Unread 09-05-2002, 09:23 PM   #51
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Unread 09-05-2002, 09:38 PM   #52
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Ok, a "harem" is a group of females generally kept as sex slaves. Most commonly they are found in the "employment" of an arabian prince, or other such person. Sounds great, but I wouldn't want to work there. They castrate the male guards to make sure the prince's stash is untouched.
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Unread 09-05-2002, 10:00 PM   #53
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They castrate the male guards to make sure the prince's stash is untouched.


Thank God I was the 'prince' in the scenario.

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har·em Pronunciation Key (hârm, hr-)
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1. A house or a section of a house reserved for women members of a Muslim household.
2. The wives, concubines, female relatives, and servants occupying such a place.
3. A group of women sexual partners for one man.
Oh yeah, I'll take number 3 for 1000 Alex...
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Unread 09-06-2002, 09:51 AM   #54
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well i speak arabic and nowadays harem just means women. Its not really used that much except when talking in classic arabic.
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Unread 09-15-2002, 05:37 PM   #55
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SOOOOOO How'd it go?
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Unread 09-16-2002, 01:42 AM   #56
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SOOOOOO How'd it go?
If he's not here...

Thats possibly a good sign

He can only hope
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Unread 09-16-2002, 11:10 AM   #57
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She went with another man.



He died of guilt!
hehehe
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Unread 09-16-2002, 01:19 PM   #58
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unread 09-16-2002, 01:48 PM   #59
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Humm where did he go? Mebbe too busy for us geeks.
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Unread 09-16-2002, 08:05 PM   #60
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Why do i have such low self esteem?
Is it because you suck? j/k... hehe


Here's your 9 step plan to success.
1. Pick her up 3.5 minutes late.
2. Make sure your hand brushes up against hers from time to time when you walk together.
4. Laugh at her stupid, unintelligent humor.
5. Pretend to be outgoing.
6. Open doors for her.
7. Get her alone, touch her face, and tell her something nice..
8. Close the deal; Stick her.
9. Go home and be happy.
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Unread 09-16-2002, 08:16 PM   #61
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Close the deal; Stick her.
For you inner-city kids, he doesn't mean stab her and steal her purse.
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Unread 09-16-2002, 09:59 PM   #62
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For you inner-city kids, he doesn't mean stab her and steal her purse.
I thought he meant with a needle...
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Unread 09-16-2002, 10:01 PM   #63
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I wish this punk would say how this turned out.
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Unread 10-03-2002, 10:55 PM   #64
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heh ... mabye it went sour and he is so shit faced he doesn't know there is an internet... haha but if it hasn't happened yet dude let me chime in with some advice ... its never going to be a perfect time to tell her
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Unread 10-04-2002, 12:37 AM   #65
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Its obvious he's found life outside of the internet.

Unlike some of us...especially me.
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Unread 10-04-2002, 02:53 AM   #66
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Maybe he got the girl...

only PixelCloud knows for sure
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Unread 10-04-2002, 02:28 PM   #67
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I doubt it. No guy would get the girl and then NOT brag about it. Personally.. I never get the girl, so I never get to brag... damnit
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Unread 10-04-2002, 02:43 PM   #68
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I doubt it. No guy would get the girl and then NOT brag about it. Personally.. I never get the girl, so I never get to brag... damnit
If you're too busy spending time with her, how would you brag?
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Unread 10-05-2002, 10:32 AM   #69
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LOL, seriously.. have you EVER been too busy to brag?
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Unread 10-05-2002, 10:53 AM   #70
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LOL, seriously.. have you EVER been too busy to brag?
"when" I had a girlfriend...

Got home from school

3 pm - Turned on TV
3:30 - Phone call from Girlfriend
10:30 - Girlfriend goes to bed
10:35 - I goto bed
6:30 am next day - Meet girlfriend at school

I was on the internet 100% less when I had a girlfriend...mostly because I was on dial-up and couldn't do both...but even so, I still wouldn't be on the computer.
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Unread 10-05-2002, 11:44 AM   #71
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When I was with my fiance I spent 100% less time with friends on the computer. I still used the computer as much for reading news and keeping in touch. As for gaming and lan parties. They didn't exist in my mind. lol
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Unread 10-05-2002, 03:38 PM   #72
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"when" I had a girlfriend...

Got home from school

3 pm - Turned on TV
3:30 - Phone call from Girlfriend
10:30 - Girlfriend goes to bed
10:35 - I goto bed
6:30 am next day - Meet girlfriend at school

I was on the internet 100% less when I had a girlfriend...mostly because I was on dial-up and couldn't do both...but even so, I still wouldn't be on the computer.
Take my word for it, after marriage, everything goes back to normal.

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Unread 10-05-2002, 04:15 PM   #73
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Take my word for it, after marriage, everything goes back to normal.

Bob
Marriage is also not dating...they are nothing alike

How one leads to the other still boggles the mind...

Well, unless you have a child involved, then thats a shot gun wedding.
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Unread 10-08-2002, 10:33 AM   #74
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its not like its a horrendous process... in fact I have had to go through it. I mean were getting married in feb 2003.. still a ways but not that long... were engaged.. still waiting getting plans set. But a big thing is that you have to be balanced in the things that you do.... not only for the computer but for the phone. I actually hate computers... i just work on them. So when I come home its like I dont want to see them. Its like that guy who does breast examinations .. after a while he comes home to his wife and is like "eh whatever..."... maybe thats a far fetched example... but anyways... I cant wait to be married to her... she's my best friend for all eternity, she is love. I got what I wanted and needed. I hope all of you get the same.

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Unread 10-08-2002, 03:26 PM   #75
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ah, love, shouldnt all this stuff be heppening in spring??? must be another effect of global warming
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