Mexico rules...
The first time I went was the shadiest night of my life, but last night I kept my alcohol consumption under control, and it was the best night I have had in a LONG WHILE. I hooked up w/ two girls (no... not at the same time :)) who go to SDSU. Plus! This girl who kinda rejected me seemed jealous so I think that may rekindle. Club Safari rules so much... $12 cover and as much alcohol as you can consume. We got a party bus so transportation was taken care of. Man... Mexico rules...
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Now if only it was closer to florida :(
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So you had sex with two girls in one night in mexico.
no wonder it was one of the best nights of your life :P |
No... not sex... but somewhere in that vicinity...
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he got to fingerbang ol' mary jane rottencrotch thru her pretty pink panties :)
(apologies to full metal jacket) :D |
fingerbang? ROFL thats the first time I've heard it being called that, EVER
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my god....u havent watched Full Metal Jacket?!?!?!
Go get some son! It is one of my all time favourite movies :) |
Re: Mexico rules...
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This sounds like Jerry Springer in the making! :evilaugh: |
Do the ladies find your watercooled computers very cool or do you keep that under wraps?
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One finds it cool cuz she's a math major and kinda into tech stuff... for the other girls, under wraps :).
-Kev |
my gf likes rally cars, but she is too stupid to understand computers
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA:D
But I'm Married so what do I know?;) |
if so then I must have been thrusting myself into air
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Brad, no matter how feminine he may be, he doesn't count as a girlfriend if he has a penis. Don't even get me started w/ what you were thrusting into...
:) :) -Kev |
she doesn't have one
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the women deserve to know! were genius's!
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were so cleva we cant use da gramma either :rolleyes:
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Sarcasm works well...obviously not here.
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Yeh some people are just a lil to dense at times to get the sarcasm :)
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for future reference, girls dont like it when we talk in 1337 either lmao
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my girlfriend turns away when i tell her i cant believe my water temps r 29c! sheesh
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your in Ireland so isnt it like "The BLOODY TEMPS are too high!!"
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thats the english, dont get us confused. We have teeth, they dont.
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Sorry about that :)
BTW my last name is Kelly, I got some serious Irish roots back a couple gens. and I have all my teeth also :p |
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