Beer goggles are rough...
 

So I woke up this morning and had a message on my answering machine from this horribly ugly girl telling me that she's so happy I last night committed to going to a formal with her next week... what happened?
-Kev

Mmmm... maybe you'll find out that she's a nice person? Give the girl a break and treat her with respect at the formal.

If you haven't guessed, I'm not one of the "beautiful people".

so kev you just going to be a professional drunk this summer?

My job will be a day camp counselor... but my passion shall be pumping out Pro/Cooling articles like they're goin' outa style........
-kEv

I might apply for the position of "professional drunk". Where do you pick up applications?

I'm 19... and never had a drink....

I must be boring :shrug: :D

We're taking applications here at ECU. :cool:

... be sure to put your goggles back on before you see her the night of the formal. Chicks have a way of looking decent when they were previously deemed hopeless, and with the help of your trusty goggles, she might just look havesexwithable on prom night. :dome: (yeah, that's my word. Write it down...)

fat chicks need lovin' too.

hey as long as she's not a tom boy or doesn't look like a guy, i think you'lle be OK.......maybe......:rolleyes:

I called her (somehow her phone # made its way into my cell phone...). I'm going to be "out of town." Unfortunate :eek:

out of town.....:evilaugh: :p

thats harsh man, get her hopes up and destroy her dreams.

eh, it happens. I just graduated, so im gonna go put on some goggles.

Guys, remember kev is a pro.

Since hes in a drunken stupor most of the week, just imagine all the bad dates hes set himself up with.

has she left a message on your machine yet saying how pissed she is at you ?:D

In Canada at the Kokanee brewry. Ever had one? Mmmmmm.

Kevin you will marry that girl one day and have about 20 kids so don't diss on her too harshly.

Good call Phreenet :)

yeh dont want her reading the forum some day and see this :)

Uhm Joe. we are talking about a girl here......

seriously... I mean, cmon, Joe. Chicks don't read.... :)

Um, my wife reads this forum, just hasn't had anything to input yet, and she's discovered that in most comp forums once they find out you're female, ya might as well stop trying to get anything like real work done. I try to to tell her it wouldn't be the same here. one day. She also reads alot. I mean alot, a book every few days. She also has a couple of Mausers and a breach loader that she can load and fire in under 15 sec (not bad for someone with reumetoid arthritis)

She sounds like a hottie, gogo. Got any pics??? :D

Yeah but if I showed you, she'd have to kill you.