why don't you just stay up one night and then shoot the cat?
instead of all these unrelated wild fantasies, ask yourself,
1. is it a (cat)?
2. do you hate the (cat)?
3. do you have the means to deal with the (cat)?
4. would you not violation of any laws when you deal with the (cat)?
if yes to all four questions, stay up one night, identify the disturbance, and get rid of teh thing first
might wanna have a trash bag ready or a hole dug out in your yard before you start or something
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