Perhaps a dog would work.
No, not geeky enough, how about
a robot dog.
or some of these babys:
12 GA. “Pepper Blast”
A shot that will bring tears to your eyes. This 12 gauge shell will spread a blast of cayenne pepper directly from the barrel of your gun, disabling your target and allowing you to get away or take control of the situation. A blinding blast of Cayenne pepper can make that unwanted pest think twice. 2 3/4” round
3 Units Per Package $18.99 $9.99 On Sale!
25 Units Per Package $69.99
hope you're a decent shot.
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"Conscious of the truth he has once seen, man now sees
everywhere only the horror or the absurdity of existence. "
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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