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superart · 11-09-2004, 11:22 AM

I was really bored today, so I decided to write a poem.

It is a poem about hardship, and the trials and tribulations that life throws at us. I am sure we can all relate, as we have all felt like this at one time or another.

Feel free to post comments.

The poem is called "Here I Sit"

HERE I SIT

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.

Here I sit, my bowels retarded.
I just can't seem to get them started.

Here I sit, my stool undaunted.
Sweet relief is all I wanted.

Here I sit, my rectum haunted.
I feel as if I'm being taunted.

Here I sit, with my desire to extrude.
Still the poop refuses to protrude.

Here I sit, arduously straining to obtrude.
Alas, success continues to allude.

Here I sit, absorbed in thought.
Agitated and distraught.

Here I sit, my battle's fought.
All my efforts lead to naught.

--superart

11-09-2004, 11:22 AM	#1
superart Cooling Savant Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: FL Posts: 787	I Wrote a Poem I was really bored today, so I decided to write a poem. It is a poem about hardship, and the trials and tribulations that life throws at us. I am sure we can all relate, as we have all felt like this at one time or another. Feel free to post comments. The poem is called "Here I Sit" HERE I SIT Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted. Here I sit, my bowels retarded. I just can't seem to get them started. Here I sit, my stool undaunted. Sweet relief is all I wanted. Here I sit, my rectum haunted. I feel as if I'm being taunted. Here I sit, with my desire to extrude. Still the poop refuses to protrude. Here I sit, arduously straining to obtrude. Alas, success continues to allude. Here I sit, absorbed in thought. Agitated and distraught. Here I sit, my battle's fought. All my efforts lead to naught. --superart __________________ When you do things right, people won't be sure youv'e done anything at all. Looking to buy/trade for used Deep Fryer and Vacume Pack Sealer.