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Unread 11-09-2004, 11:22 AM   #1
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I Wrote a Poem

I was really bored today, so I decided to write a poem.

It is a poem about hardship, and the trials and tribulations that life throws at us. I am sure we can all relate, as we have all felt like this at one time or another.

Feel free to post comments.

The poem is called "Here I Sit"






HERE I SIT

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.

Here I sit, my bowels retarded.
I just can't seem to get them started.

Here I sit, my stool undaunted.
Sweet relief is all I wanted.

Here I sit, my rectum haunted.
I feel as if I'm being taunted.

Here I sit, with my desire to extrude.
Still the poop refuses to protrude.

Here I sit, arduously straining to obtrude.
Alas, success continues to allude.

Here I sit, absorbed in thought.
Agitated and distraught.

Here I sit, my battle's fought.
All my efforts lead to naught.

--superart
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