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Unread 02-24-2005, 08:09 PM   #6
Brians256
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Ultrasound treating for cellulite? Isn't that one of those naturopath machines like the volt meters that test for food allergies (excuse me, food sensitivities)?

If so, perhaps I can fix your heatsink! Electro-homeopathic treatments! Dissolve a broken cellulite tester in pure 100% natural water. This would be like poison for that machine. BUT! Dilute that solution 1000X until it only activates the natural electro-defenses and then the heatsink would naturally heal itself!

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