I'd put a skirt around it, but then again, it might look too girly...
Speaking of which, does anyone remember the Barbie PC? Directron got a hold of their overstock, and are selling them for 'bout $150 each (I'm not affiliated with them!). They scratched off all the markings, and renamed it the Burbie PC... I was thinking about picking one up, but I couldn't stand anyone knowing that I've got a Barbie PC!