Round 2
QUICKIES
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?
From the snoring.
What do you see
when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians
and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.
How did the tugboat get AIDs?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"
What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
Mom's have Mother's Day,
father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard
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