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Originally posted by PixelCloud
Why do i have such low self esteem?
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Is it because you suck? j/k... hehe
Here's your
9 step plan to success.
1. Pick her up 3.5 minutes late.
2. Make sure your hand brushes up against hers from time to time when you walk together.
4. Laugh at her stupid, unintelligent humor.
5. Pretend to be outgoing.
6. Open doors for her.
7. Get her alone, touch her face, and tell her something nice..
8. Close the deal; Stick her.
9. Go home and be happy.