Want some premium snake oil? I have loads of it (drains oil pan of car) at premium prices! Must sell today! It cures what ails you! It makes the willy wang and the missy warm! It will raise your dead grandmother from the grave! It will even organize your socks by color and remove dents from old Volvos!
All these benefits can be yours for the low introductory price of $179.95!
The sad reality is that my snake oil will probably do more for your system than that thing can. Sorry, but that "product" is a crock of sh!t.
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