Well then!
Obviously not everyone is interested in testing their DIY properly: we can't help them!
But for those who do, I think we can put something together. I'm still waiting for Crane's write up.
Judging from the responses, there seems to be a split between the reasonable, and the unreasonable

. I'll leave pHaestus, Groth, since87 and others tackle that last one: they're already way ahead of everyone.