I need to get a job at Swiftech if you guys can surf light porn during business hours
Another idea: How about we make a separate kiddie forum here where things are all sunshine and rainbows and no one ever raises their voice? And then we can safely talk as usual everywhere else? We'll have to keep it quiet during nap time of course.
I like that one better. A separate technical forum is conceding that the majority of readers are incapable of following the discussion. I don't think that is the case here.