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superart 11-09-2004 11:22 AM

I Wrote a Poem
 
I was really bored today, so I decided to write a poem.

It is a poem about hardship, and the trials and tribulations that life throws at us. I am sure we can all relate, as we have all felt like this at one time or another.

Feel free to post comments.

The poem is called "Here I Sit"






HERE I SIT

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.

Here I sit, my bowels retarded.
I just can't seem to get them started.

Here I sit, my stool undaunted.
Sweet relief is all I wanted.

Here I sit, my rectum haunted.
I feel as if I'm being taunted.

Here I sit, with my desire to extrude.
Still the poop refuses to protrude.

Here I sit, arduously straining to obtrude.
Alas, success continues to allude.

Here I sit, absorbed in thought.
Agitated and distraught.

Here I sit, my battle's fought.
All my efforts lead to naught.

--superart

#Rotor 11-09-2004 11:28 AM

"It is a poem about hardship" well that's a load of Crap....... :D:D:D

No seriously though..... :D:D: GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

Nightfall 11-09-2004 11:28 AM

Kind of sick.... but funny :evilaugh:

pHaestus 11-09-2004 11:34 AM

um thanks I guess?

superart 11-09-2004 12:07 PM

ummm....
youre welcome?

Nightfall 11-09-2004 12:34 PM

If you want something funny, click the link in my sig. ;)

9mmCensor 11-09-2004 06:04 PM

its elude, not allude

superart 11-09-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9mmCensor
its elude, not allude


oh yea. well, ill be the first to admit i can't spell for shit.

:shrug: :shrug:

Guderian 11-09-2004 10:54 PM

Perhaps 'Success' is what he named the obstinate blockage, and its attempting to make an indirect reference to something.

greenman100 11-09-2004 10:59 PM

<3

10 chars

AngryAlpaca 11-09-2004 11:05 PM

There is something seriously wrong with you... Really creative, though, I guess... I'm not sure if I should be fostering this sort of creativity.

superart 11-09-2004 11:25 PM

I entered it into a poetry contest.
I might win $1000

:-)

That would be a dark dark day for literature if I wind up winning, but at least Id'e be able to pay my tuition.

jaydee 11-09-2004 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart
oh yea. well, ill be the first to admit i can't spell for shit.

:shrug: :shrug:

Can't shit for shit either apparently? :p :D

superart 11-10-2004 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaydee116
Can't shit for shit either apparently? :p :D

:shrug: :shrug:

jaydee 11-10-2004 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart
:shrug: :shrug:

Read your own poam suggesting a problem with shitting. :confused:

567234ta 11-28-2004 10:09 AM

please give me back that 10 seconds
post a poem worth reading

superart 11-28-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaydee116
Read your own poam suggesting a problem with shitting. :confused:

No i gotit. I said :shrug:, meaning "yea, but what can ya do".
:dome:


Quote:

Originally Posted by 567234ta
please give me back that 10 seconds
post a poem worth reading

Please give me back the 2 hours I spent writing it.
:p

567234ta 11-29-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart
No i gotit. I said :shrug:, meaning "yea, but what can ya do".
:dome:



Please give me back the 2 hours I spent writing it.
:p

hahahaha 2 hours lol
i wrote this poem in like 5 min. for my g/f

I understand that the words from you are home
my only wish is to say it so you will know

i ask the Lord if i could take you to his throne
my love for you will truly be known

your love is like an angels wings to me
they keep me warm and make my spirit free

what was once a lifetime seems to pass so soon
all of my time i want it to be with you

if i can be with you forever in eternity
it will go too fast and pass too quickly.

so i want to take the time now while i am here
to stop for a moment and thank you my dear

thank you for the time that you sacrificed
all of your time and all of your life

when you give it to me i wont let you down
i cherish you so much, that i will make everyday as
special, as the one when you wear that gown.

superart 11-29-2004 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 567234ta
hahahaha 2 hours lol
i wrote this poem in like 5 min. for my g/f

I understand that the words from you are home
my only wish is to say it so you will know
.
.
.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
.
.
.
when you give it to me i wont let you down
i cherish you so much, that i will make everyday as
special, as the one when you wear that gown.

Writing great poetry is like the making of the sex. He who finishes first is not always the winner. But he who performs the greatest, he is the true champion.

In other words, what I'm trying to say is, it doesn't matter that you took less time, because my poem is the shit, whereas, your poem is merely just a piece of shit.

See? Similar, yet different.

But hey, don't get too down. We can't all be cunning linguists like myself. You should feel good, after all, you are the greatest master debater of them all.

567234ta 11-29-2004 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart
Writing great poetry is like the making of the sex. He who finishes first is not always the winner. But he who performs the greatest, he is the true champion.

In other words, what I'm trying to say is, it doesn't matter that you took less time, because my poem is the shit, whereas, your poem is merely just a piece of shit.

See? Similar, yet different.

But hey, don't get too down. We can't all be cunning linguists like myself. You should feel good, after all, you are the greatest master debater of them all.

lets have rap wars yayyyyyy
kinda like pimp my ride but different and more like trivial pursuit/ price is right

Khledar 11-29-2004 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart
I entered it into a poetry contest.
I might win $1000

:-)

That would be a dark dark day for literature if I wind up winning, but at least Id'e be able to pay my tuition.


Wow, $1000 would be enough to pay your tuition? That wouldn't even scratch the surface of my schooling debt.

superart 11-29-2004 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khledar
Wow, $1000 would be enough to pay your tuition? That wouldn't even scratch the surface of my schooling debt.

naw, not even close here either.

I have about $7000 in grants/scholarships, about $5000 in loans, and I have to pay between $2000 - $4000 (depending on what day it is, who I talk to, and how the planets are aligned at the time that I ask) in cash out of pocket.

So, to answer your question, no, the $1000 wouldn't begin to dent my debt either, but at least it will bring me closer the the ~$4000 cash that I have to pay before I can register for the next semester.
:shrug: :cry:

superart 01-08-2005 08:35 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Well, either hell has frozen over, or the first signs of the Apocalypse are upon us.

Apparently, I have been nominated for some badass poetry award for my wonderfully composed poem.

The nomination letter is hella long, so I have attached it as a .txt. Feel free to read it.

567234ta 01-14-2005 05:01 AM

lol you crack me up. nice man :D

Franky 02-07-2005 09:34 PM

omg this thread is FULL of pun

Quote:

oh yea. well, ill be the first to admit i can't spell for shit.
Quote:

"It is a poem about hardship" well that's a load of Crap
Quote:

lol you crack me up. nice man
and his avatar is also a shaking ass.....


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