I Wrote a Poem

superart · 11-09-2004, 11:22 AM

I was really bored today, so I decided to write a poem.

It is a poem about hardship, and the trials and tribulations that life throws at us. I am sure we can all relate, as we have all felt like this at one time or another.

Feel free to post comments.

The poem is called "Here I Sit"

HERE I SIT

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.

Here I sit, my bowels retarded.
I just can't seem to get them started.

Here I sit, my stool undaunted.
Sweet relief is all I wanted.

Here I sit, my rectum haunted.
I feel as if I'm being taunted.

Here I sit, with my desire to extrude.
Still the poop refuses to protrude.

Here I sit, arduously straining to obtrude.
Alas, success continues to allude.

Here I sit, absorbed in thought.
Agitated and distraught.

Here I sit, my battle's fought.
All my efforts lead to naught.

--superart

#Rotor · 11-09-2004, 11:28 AM

"It is a poem about hardship" well that's a load of Crap.......

No seriously though.....

: GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

Nightfall · 11-09-2004, 11:28 AM

Kind of sick.... but funny

pHaestus · 11-09-2004, 11:34 AM

um thanks I guess?

superart · 11-09-2004, 12:07 PM

ummm....
youre welcome?

Nightfall · 11-09-2004, 12:34 PM

If you want something funny, click the link in my sig.

9mmCensor · 11-09-2004, 06:04 PM

its elude, not allude

superart · 11-09-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9mmCensor

its elude, not allude

oh yea. well, ill be the first to admit i can't spell for shit.

:shrug: :shrug:

Guderian · 11-09-2004, 10:54 PM

Perhaps 'Success' is what he named the obstinate blockage, and its attempting to make an indirect reference to something.

greenman100 · 11-09-2004, 10:59 PM

<3

10 chars

AngryAlpaca · 11-09-2004, 11:05 PM

There is something seriously wrong with you... Really creative, though, I guess... I'm not sure if I should be fostering this sort of creativity.

superart · 11-09-2004, 11:25 PM

I entered it into a poetry contest.
I might win $1000

:-)

That would be a dark dark day for literature if I wind up winning, but at least Id'e be able to pay my tuition.

jaydee · 11-09-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart

oh yea. well, ill be the first to admit i can't spell for shit.

:shrug: :shrug:

Can't shit for shit either apparently?

superart · 11-10-2004, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaydee116

Can't shit for shit either apparently?

:shrug: :shrug:

jaydee · 11-10-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart

:shrug: :shrug:

Read your own poam suggesting a problem with shitting.

567234ta · 11-28-2004, 10:09 AM

please give me back that 10 seconds
post a poem worth reading

superart · 11-28-2004, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaydee116

Read your own poam suggesting a problem with shitting.

No i gotit. I said :shrug:, meaning "yea, but what can ya do".

Quote:

Originally Posted by 567234ta

please give me back that 10 seconds
post a poem worth reading

Please give me back the 2 hours I spent writing it.

567234ta · 11-29-2004, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart

No i gotit. I said :shrug:, meaning "yea, but what can ya do".

Please give me back the 2 hours I spent writing it.

hahahaha 2 hours lol
i wrote this poem in like 5 min. for my g/f

I understand that the words from you are home
my only wish is to say it so you will know

i ask the Lord if i could take you to his throne
my love for you will truly be known

your love is like an angels wings to me
they keep me warm and make my spirit free

what was once a lifetime seems to pass so soon
all of my time i want it to be with you

if i can be with you forever in eternity
it will go too fast and pass too quickly.

so i want to take the time now while i am here
to stop for a moment and thank you my dear

thank you for the time that you sacrificed
all of your time and all of your life

when you give it to me i wont let you down
i cherish you so much, that i will make everyday as
special, as the one when you wear that gown.

superart · 11-29-2004, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 567234ta

hahahaha 2 hours lol
i wrote this poem in like 5 min. for my g/f

I understand that the words from you are home
my only wish is to say it so you will know
.
.
.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
.
.
.
when you give it to me i wont let you down
i cherish you so much, that i will make everyday as
special, as the one when you wear that gown.

Writing great poetry is like the making of the sex. He who finishes first is not always the winner. But he who performs the greatest, he is the true champion.

In other words, what I'm trying to say is, it doesn't matter that you took less time, because my poem is the shit, whereas, your poem is merely just a piece of shit.

See? Similar, yet different.

But hey, don't get too down. We can't all be cunning linguists like myself. You should feel good, after all, you are the greatest master debater of them all.

567234ta · 11-29-2004, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart

Writing great poetry is like the making of the sex. He who finishes first is not always the winner. But he who performs the greatest, he is the true champion.

In other words, what I'm trying to say is, it doesn't matter that you took less time, because my poem is the shit, whereas, your poem is merely just a piece of shit.

See? Similar, yet different.

But hey, don't get too down. We can't all be cunning linguists like myself. You should feel good, after all, you are the greatest master debater of them all.

lets have rap wars yayyyyyy
kinda like pimp my ride but different and more like trivial pursuit/ price is right

Khledar · 11-29-2004, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superart

I entered it into a poetry contest.
I might win $1000

:-)

That would be a dark dark day for literature if I wind up winning, but at least Id'e be able to pay my tuition.

Wow, $1000 would be enough to pay your tuition? That wouldn't even scratch the surface of my schooling debt.

superart · 11-29-2004, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khledar

Wow, $1000 would be enough to pay your tuition? That wouldn't even scratch the surface of my schooling debt.

naw, not even close here either.

I have about $7000 in grants/scholarships, about $5000 in loans, and I have to pay between $2000 - $4000 (depending on what day it is, who I talk to, and how the planets are aligned at the time that I ask) in cash out of pocket.

So, to answer your question, no, the $1000 wouldn't begin to dent my debt either, but at least it will bring me closer the the ~$4000 cash that I have to pay before I can register for the next semester.
:shrug:

superart · 01-08-2005, 08:35 PM

Well, either hell has frozen over, or the first signs of the Apocalypse are upon us.

Apparently, I have been nominated for some badass poetry award for my wonderfully composed poem.

The nomination letter is hella long, so I have attached it as a .txt. Feel free to read it.

567234ta · 01-14-2005, 05:01 AM

lol you crack me up. nice man

Franky · 02-07-2005, 09:34 PM

omg this thread is FULL of pun

Quote:

oh yea. well, ill be the first to admit i can't spell for shit.

Quote:

"It is a poem about hardship" well that's a load of Crap

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lol you crack me up. nice man

and his avatar is also a shaking ass.....

11-09-2004, 11:22 AM	#1
superart Cooling Savant Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: FL Posts: 787	I Wrote a Poem I was really bored today, so I decided to write a poem. It is a poem about hardship, and the trials and tribulations that life throws at us. I am sure we can all relate, as we have all felt like this at one time or another. Feel free to post comments. The poem is called "Here I Sit" HERE I SIT Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted. Here I sit, my bowels retarded. I just can't seem to get them started. Here I sit, my stool undaunted. Sweet relief is all I wanted. Here I sit, my rectum haunted. I feel as if I'm being taunted. Here I sit, with my desire to extrude. Still the poop refuses to protrude. Here I sit, arduously straining to obtrude. Alas, success continues to allude. Here I sit, absorbed in thought. Agitated and distraught. Here I sit, my battle's fought. All my efforts lead to naught. --superart __________________ When you do things right, people won't be sure youv'e done anything at all. Looking to buy/trade for used Deep Fryer and Vacume Pack Sealer.

11-09-2004, 11:28 AM	#2
#Rotor Cooling Savant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Dione, sector 4s1256 Posts: 852	"It is a poem about hardship" well that's a load of Crap....... No seriously though..... : GOOD ONE!!!!!!! __________________ There is no Spoon....

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superart Cooling Savant Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: FL Posts: 787	ummm.... youre welcome? __________________ When you do things right, people won't be sure youv'e done anything at all. Looking to buy/trade for used Deep Fryer and Vacume Pack Sealer.

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Guderian Cooling Neophyte Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 28	Perhaps 'Success' is what he named the obstinate blockage, and its attempting to make an indirect reference to something. __________________ Gigabyte 7N400-Pro2 \| +2500 @ 2.2Ghz (11200 1.70 vCore) \| Radeon 9600 Lian-Li PC 60 \| 512 Kingston 2-2-2-6 \| Swiftech 5002 and MCW20 FEDCO 2-302 \| Cardboard Shroud \| 2 Delta 120's @ 7 Volts l Eheim 1250 Last edited by Guderian; 11-09-2004 at 11:10 PM. Reason: spellin'*

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Nightfall Cooling Savant Join Date: May 2004 Location: 39.78N - 104.88W Posts: 149	Kind of sick.... but funny

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Nightfall Cooling Savant Join Date: May 2004 Location: 39.78N - 104.88W Posts: 149	If you want something funny, click the link in my sig.

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AngryAlpaca Cooling Savant Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Alberta Posts: 631	There is something seriously wrong with you... Really creative, though, I guess... I'm not sure if I should be fostering this sort of creativity.

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superart Cooling Savant Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: FL Posts: 787	I entered it into a poetry contest. I might win $1000 :-) That would be a dark dark day for literature if I wind up winning, but at least Id'e be able to pay my tuition. __________________ When you do things right, people won't be sure youv'e done anything at all. Looking to buy/trade for used Deep Fryer and Vacume Pack Sealer.

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