Beer goggles are rough...

Kevin · 05-18-2002, 02:37 PM

So I woke up this morning and had a message on my answering machine from this horribly ugly girl telling me that she's so happy I last night committed to going to a formal with her next week... what happened?
-Kev

Brians256 · 05-18-2002, 03:48 PM

Mmmm... maybe you'll find out that she's a nice person? Give the girl a break and treat her with respect at the formal.

If you haven't guessed, I'm not one of the "beautiful people".

Joe · 05-18-2002, 04:04 PM

so kev you just going to be a professional drunk this summer?

Kevin · 05-18-2002, 04:13 PM

My job will be a day camp counselor... but my passion shall be pumping out Pro/Cooling articles like they're goin' outa style........
-kEv

MeltMan · 05-18-2002, 04:50 PM

I might apply for the position of "professional drunk". Where do you pick up applications?

WebMasta33 · 05-19-2002, 03:55 AM

I'm 19... and never had a drink....

I must be boring :shrug:

ECUPirate · 05-19-2002, 11:22 AM

We're taking applications here at ECU.

... be sure to put your goggles back on before you see her the night of the formal. Chicks have a way of looking decent when they were previously deemed hopeless, and with the help of your trusty goggles, she might just look havesexwithable on prom night.

(yeah, that's my word. Write it down...)

fat chicks need lovin' too.

Pyrotechnic · 05-19-2002, 07:00 PM

hey as long as she's not a tom boy or doesn't look like a guy, i think you'lle be OK.......maybe......

Kevin · 05-19-2002, 07:40 PM

I called her (somehow her phone # made its way into my cell phone...). I'm going to be "out of town." Unfortunate

Pyrotechnic · 05-19-2002, 07:45 PM

out of town.....

MeltMan · 05-19-2002, 08:08 PM

thats harsh man, get her hopes up and destroy her dreams.

eh, it happens. I just graduated, so im gonna go put on some goggles.

Joe · 05-19-2002, 08:29 PM

Guys, remember kev is a pro.

Since hes in a drunken stupor most of the week, just imagine all the bad dates hes set himself up with.

Pyrotechnic · 05-20-2002, 07:26 PM

has she left a message on your machine yet saying how pissed she is at you ?

FRAGN'STIEN · 05-27-2002, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MeltMan
I might apply for the position of "professional drunk". Where do you pick up applications?

In Canada at the Kokanee brewry. Ever had one? Mmmmmm.

phreenet · 05-27-2002, 09:13 AM

Kevin you will marry that girl one day and have about 20 kids so don't diss on her too harshly.

jtroutma · 05-27-2002, 01:57 PM

Good call Phreenet

Joe · 05-27-2002, 02:03 PM

yeh dont want her reading the forum some day and see this

ksw · 05-28-2002, 11:04 AM

Uhm Joe. we are talking about a girl here......

ECUPirate · 05-28-2002, 11:12 AM

seriously... I mean, cmon, Joe. Chicks don't read....

gogo · 05-28-2002, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ECUPirate
seriously... I mean, cmon, Joe. Chicks don't read....

Um, my wife reads this forum, just hasn't had anything to input yet, and she's discovered that in most comp forums once they find out you're female, ya might as well stop trying to get anything like real work done. I try to to tell her it wouldn't be the same here. one day. She also reads alot. I mean alot, a book every few days. She also has a couple of Mausers and a breach loader that she can load and fire in under 15 sec (not bad for someone with reumetoid arthritis)

ECUPirate · 05-29-2002, 07:20 PM

She sounds like a hottie, gogo. Got any pics???

gogo · 05-29-2002, 07:33 PM

Yeah but if I showed you, she'd have to kill you.

05-18-2002, 02:37 PM	#1
Kevin Slacking more than your weird uncle Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: San Diego, CA (UCSD) / Los Angeles, CA (home) Posts: 1,605	Beer goggles are rough... So I woke up this morning and had a message on my answering machine from this horribly ugly girl telling me that she's so happy I last night committed to going to a formal with her next week... what happened? -Kev __________________ I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, then whip him while he was kickin' at me. Those f***in things are crazy.

05-18-2002, 04:04 PM	#3
Joe The Pro/Life Support System Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,041	so kev you just going to be a professional drunk this summer? __________________ Joe - I only take this hat off for one thing... ProCooling archive curator and dusty skeleton.

05-18-2002, 04:13 PM	#4
Kevin Slacking more than your weird uncle Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: San Diego, CA (UCSD) / Los Angeles, CA (home) Posts: 1,605	My job will be a day camp counselor... but my passion shall be pumping out Pro/Cooling articles like they're goin' outa style........ -kEv __________________ I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, then whip him while he was kickin' at me. Those f***in things are crazy.

05-18-2002, 04:50 PM	#5
MeltMan Cooling Savant Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: KS Posts: 374	I might apply for the position of "professional drunk". Where do you pick up applications? __________________ MeltMan Lurker Supreme!

05-19-2002, 03:55 AM	#6
WebMasta33 Cooling Savant Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 526	I'm 19... and never had a drink.... I must be boring :shrug: __________________ ========== --Soyo KT333 DRAGON Ultra (Platinum Edition) --AMD 1.4 @ 1.54 (11x) --768mb of PC2100 (@140FSB) --Asus v8200 GeForce3 @ 210/490 --Maxtor 40gb Quiet + 2 IBM 40gb 60GXPs (removable) + 8gb WD --Audigy --Maze 3, DD Gf3 block, 2x BIX, Eheim1250 ===========

05-18-2002, 03:48 PM	#2
Brians256 Pro/Staff Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Klamath Falls, OR Posts: 1,439	Mmmm... maybe you'll find out that she's a nice person? Give the girl a break and treat her with respect at the formal. If you haven't guessed, I'm not one of the "beautiful people".

05-19-2002, 11:22 AM	#7
ECUPirate Hottest Stank of them All Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington, DC area Posts: 533	We're taking applications here at ECU. ... be sure to put your goggles back on before you see her the night of the formal. Chicks have a way of looking decent when they were previously deemed hopeless, and with the help of your trusty goggles, she might just look havesexwithable on prom night. (yeah, that's my word. Write it down...) fat chicks need lovin' too. __________________ Does a radioactive cat have 18 half lifes? --Kenny my pimpin' rig: ...previously poorly cooled... 486DX-2 66mhz @ 75mhz, 4Mb ram, shared, 256Mb hard drive Onboard VGA, watercooled, of course 16-color monitor, labtec speakers, 28kbs USRobotics modem Windows XP (think about it) Maze 3, DDen GF3 block, Eheim 1250, econoline van HC, 1/2" hose w/ 5/8" fittings Comair 172mm fan

05-19-2002, 07:00 PM	#8
Pyrotechnic Cooling Savant Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 240	hey as long as she's not a tom boy or doesn't look like a guy, i think you'lle be OK.......maybe......

05-19-2002, 07:40 PM	#9
Kevin Slacking more than your weird uncle Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: San Diego, CA (UCSD) / Los Angeles, CA (home) Posts: 1,605	I called her (somehow her phone # made its way into my cell phone...). I'm going to be "out of town." Unfortunate __________________ I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, then whip him while he was kickin' at me. Those f***in things are crazy.

05-19-2002, 07:45 PM	#10
Pyrotechnic Cooling Savant Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 240	out of town.....

05-19-2002, 08:08 PM	#11
MeltMan Cooling Savant Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: KS Posts: 374	thats harsh man, get her hopes up and destroy her dreams. eh, it happens. I just graduated, so im gonna go put on some goggles. __________________ MeltMan Lurker Supreme!

05-19-2002, 08:29 PM	#12
Joe The Pro/Life Support System Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,041	Guys, remember kev is a pro. Since hes in a drunken stupor most of the week, just imagine all the bad dates hes set himself up with. __________________ Joe - I only take this hat off for one thing... ProCooling archive curator and dusty skeleton.

05-20-2002, 07:26 PM	#13
Pyrotechnic Cooling Savant Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 240	has she left a message on your machine yet saying how pissed she is at you ?

05-27-2002, 09:13 AM	#15
phreenet Cooling Savant Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Gloucester, Virginia Posts: 356	Kevin you will marry that girl one day and have about 20 kids so don't diss on her too harshly. __________________ Dual Pentium!!! 933@1107 Liquid Cooled.

05-27-2002, 01:57 PM	#16
jtroutma Cooling Savant Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SLO, CA Posts: 837	Good call Phreenet __________________ Athlon64 X2 4200+ @ 2.5Ghz (250FSB x 10) OCZ VX 1GB 4000 @ 250FSB (6-2-2-2 timmings) DFI LANParty nForce4 Ultra-D SCSI Raid 5 x (3) Cheetah 15K HDDs LSI Express 500 (128MB cache) OCZ PowerStream 520W PSU ATI X850XT PE (Stock) DTEK WhiteWater + DTEK Custom Radiator Eheim 1250

05-27-2002, 02:03 PM	#17
Joe The Pro/Life Support System Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,041	yeh dont want her reading the forum some day and see this __________________ Joe - I only take this hat off for one thing... ProCooling archive curator and dusty skeleton.

05-28-2002, 11:04 AM	#18
ksw Cooling Savant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: SWEDEN(cold...) Posts: 195	Uhm Joe. we are talking about a girl here...... __________________ www.webraced.com <- addicted as hell /me is!

05-28-2002, 11:12 AM	#19
ECUPirate Hottest Stank of them All Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington, DC area Posts: 533	seriously... I mean, cmon, Joe. Chicks don't read.... __________________ Does a radioactive cat have 18 half lifes? --Kenny my pimpin' rig: ...previously poorly cooled... 486DX-2 66mhz @ 75mhz, 4Mb ram, shared, 256Mb hard drive Onboard VGA, watercooled, of course 16-color monitor, labtec speakers, 28kbs USRobotics modem Windows XP (think about it) Maze 3, DDen GF3 block, Eheim 1250, econoline van HC, 1/2" hose w/ 5/8" fittings Comair 172mm fan

05-29-2002, 07:20 PM	#21
ECUPirate Hottest Stank of them All Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington, DC area Posts: 533	She sounds like a hottie, gogo. Got any pics??? __________________ Does a radioactive cat have 18 half lifes? --Kenny my pimpin' rig: ...previously poorly cooled... 486DX-2 66mhz @ 75mhz, 4Mb ram, shared, 256Mb hard drive Onboard VGA, watercooled, of course 16-color monitor, labtec speakers, 28kbs USRobotics modem Windows XP (think about it) Maze 3, DDen GF3 block, Eheim 1250, econoline van HC, 1/2" hose w/ 5/8" fittings Comair 172mm fan

05-29-2002, 07:33 PM	#22
gogo Cooling Savant Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: AK Posts: 246	Yeah but if I showed you, she'd have to kill you. __________________ Now, with Retsyn®

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