Funny link

Tempus · 08-29-2004, 03:31 PM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/iroc-speeding.mp3

I'm betting a few of you have seen this. Regardless, I laughed my ass off.

scooterfl · 08-29-2004, 03:58 PM

Lol..'no cops radar effective on a sweet car'

Etacovda · 08-29-2004, 04:30 PM

lol, im not even finished - this is classic

'just because my car can do 85, he pulled me over... its a sweet ride; i can do 90, man, i know you just want my ride copper'

lol, my 1987 1300cc stationwagon(!) can do 90...'

'my car is very shiny and clean, so a radar can't pick it up; i wax it like, once a week, they must wax, like, the stealth bomber, i dont know, once a day, you know'

Tempus · 08-30-2004, 08:20 AM

I take it you haven't gotten to the part where he explains that his tatoos and buff body intimidates the cops so that they don't give him tickets - but that the tats are all temporary because he has to get a job.

cristoff · 08-30-2004, 08:43 AM

Yeah then that guy calls up and tells him that they don't buff the planes at all lol... this guy is slow in the head though I'd say.

Titan151 · 08-31-2004, 09:13 PM

OMFG,

I need to go buy an Iroc.

hmmm, how is it that I know this guy has a sweet mullet.

ack, don't hate me for my sweet ride.

Etacovda · 08-31-2004, 09:53 PM

apparently its fully staged - no, got no linkage to back it up (other than other people saying its staged), just throwing that in there. Apparently the DJ is doing both voices...

Tempus · 09-01-2004, 01:03 PM

I have no doubt its staged. There just aren't that many recessive mutated genes available.

But its still funny as shit.

killernoodle · 09-01-2004, 01:32 PM

The funny thing is that the irocs had right around 200hp for most if not all models. My benz 300te wagon has that much power. This guy is either trying to make it funny or is simply an imbred retard.

KnightElite · 09-01-2004, 02:34 PM

Lol, that is funny.

Tempus · 09-01-2004, 05:01 PM

http://www.phy.duke.edu/~hartley/iroc/iroc_specs.html

About 220HP here.

But he's sure his has 270 b/c he can get it up to 90mph. lol

I won't mention that I had a 2.2L pickup that went 100mph down the highway. One would hope a 5.7 V8 would do a bit better.

KnightElite · 09-02-2004, 02:17 PM

Yeah, lol. I can go 180km/h with my 2000 Mazda Protege, so that's about 115mph

, and that has a 4 cylinder engine.

killernoodle · 09-02-2004, 02:21 PM

I routinely cruise 125mph in the benz at midnight coming home from work.

msv · 09-02-2004, 02:43 PM

Killernoodle:
1. 125 mph equals 200 km/h. In case we live on the same continent You´ve just convinced me to stay at home around midnight and *not* get out on the roads facing the risk to meet You.

2. What kind of a job do You have? Going home at midnight...?
regards
Mikael S.

killernoodle · 09-02-2004, 03:48 PM

I work at a grocery store as a cashier (18 and reckless

) and the highway going home is very flat, smooth, straight, abandoned, and most important police free at midnight

I figure they do it on the autobahn all the time, so there is no big deal as long as there is nobody on it.

I never figured out how fast it *can* go because the stretch of highway ends before it tops out completely. I can get it up to 5000 rpms in 4th gear before I have to decelerate, so I think I can get it up to 130-135.

babybunny · 09-05-2004, 02:52 PM

Parents' car?

I just heard the IROC thing. WOW, didn't anyone on that show know that the stealth bomber actually
1. ABSORBS radar
2. Has offset flat body surfaces so that the radar that is not absorbed gets reflected back at an angle away from the source?

I need to race that guy. And I have a 2000 Toyota Echo. It's 108HP. 40mpg though

killernoodle · 09-05-2004, 03:57 PM

My car

And the B2 uses quite a different strategy. Chances are that radar stations are not directly below the craft when in flight, but are usually at more of a horizontal angle instead. By eliminating any vertical parts of the plane to reflect radar back, it is nearly impossible to see. Plus it is coated with a radar absorbing substance.

08-29-2004, 03:31 PM	#1
Tempus Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 456	Funny link http://media.ebaumsworld.com/iroc-speeding.mp3 I'm betting a few of you have seen this. Regardless, I laughed my ass off. __________________ Thou art God.

08-29-2004, 03:58 PM	#2
scooterfl Cooling Neophyte Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: FL Posts: 83	Lol..'no cops radar effective on a sweet car' __________________

08-30-2004, 08:20 AM	#4
Tempus Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 456	I take it you haven't gotten to the part where he explains that his tatoos and buff body intimidates the cops so that they don't give him tickets - but that the tats are all temporary because he has to get a job. __________________ Thou art God.

08-30-2004, 08:43 AM	#5
cristoff Cooling Savant Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Posts: 185	Yeah then that guy calls up and tells him that they don't buff the planes at all lol... this guy is slow in the head though I'd say. __________________ fr33t3chi3

08-31-2004, 09:13 PM	#6
Titan151 Cooling Savant Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 116	OMFG, I need to go buy an Iroc. hmmm, how is it that I know this guy has a sweet mullet. ack, don't hate me for my sweet ride. __________________ Water Cooled AMD XP 4200 X2 Asus A8N-SLI Twin Raptors in Raid 0 Configuration 2 Gigs Corsair 3200 7800 GTX Last edited by Titan151; 08-31-2004 at 09:20 PM.

08-29-2004, 04:30 PM	#3
Etacovda Cooling Savant Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dunedin NZ Posts: 735	lol, im not even finished - this is classic 'just because my car can do 85, he pulled me over... its a sweet ride; i can do 90, man, i know you just want my ride copper' lol, my 1987 1300cc stationwagon(!) can do 90...' 'my car is very shiny and clean, so a radar can't pick it up; i wax it like, once a week, they must wax, like, the stealth bomber, i dont know, once a day, you know'

08-31-2004, 09:53 PM	#7
Etacovda Cooling Savant Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dunedin NZ Posts: 735	apparently its fully staged - no, got no linkage to back it up (other than other people saying its staged), just throwing that in there. Apparently the DJ is doing both voices...

09-01-2004, 01:03 PM	#8
Tempus Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 456	I have no doubt its staged. There just aren't that many recessive mutated genes available. But its still funny as shit. __________________ Thou art God.

09-01-2004, 01:32 PM	#9
killernoodle Thermophile Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,014	The funny thing is that the irocs had right around 200hp for most if not all models. My benz 300te wagon has that much power. This guy is either trying to make it funny or is simply an imbred retard. __________________ I have a nice computer.

09-01-2004, 02:34 PM	#10
KnightElite Cooling Savant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Posts: 294	Lol, that is funny. __________________ Can anyone else here say that they have a watercooled monster that's 45" tall?

09-01-2004, 05:01 PM	#11
Tempus Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 456	http://www.phy.duke.edu/~hartley/iroc/iroc_specs.html About 220HP here. But he's sure his has 270 b/c he can get it up to 90mph. lol I won't mention that I had a 2.2L pickup that went 100mph down the highway. One would hope a 5.7 V8 would do a bit better. __________________ Thou art God.

09-02-2004, 02:17 PM	#12
KnightElite Cooling Savant Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Posts: 294	Yeah, lol. I can go 180km/h with my 2000 Mazda Protege, so that's about 115mph , and that has a 4 cylinder engine. __________________ Can anyone else here say that they have a watercooled monster that's 45" tall?

09-02-2004, 02:21 PM	#13
killernoodle Thermophile Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,014	I routinely cruise 125mph in the benz at midnight coming home from work. __________________ I have a nice computer.

09-02-2004, 02:43 PM	#14
msv Cooling Savant Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 336	Killernoodle: 1. 125 mph equals 200 km/h. In case we live on the same continent You´ve just convinced me to stay at home around midnight and not get out on the roads facing the risk to meet You. 2. What kind of a job do You have? Going home at midnight...? regards Mikael S. __________________ The only constant factor in all Your failures is You. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnen mihi habis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

09-02-2004, 03:48 PM	#15
killernoodle Thermophile Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,014	I work at a grocery store as a cashier (18 and reckless ) and the highway going home is very flat, smooth, straight, abandoned, and most important police free at midnight I figure they do it on the autobahn all the time, so there is no big deal as long as there is nobody on it. I never figured out how fast it can go because the stretch of highway ends before it tops out completely. I can get it up to 5000 rpms in 4th gear before I have to decelerate, so I think I can get it up to 130-135. __________________ I have a nice computer.

09-05-2004, 02:52 PM	#16
babybunny Cooling Savant Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: USA - Ohio Posts: 120	Parents' car? I just heard the IROC thing. WOW, didn't anyone on that show know that the stealth bomber actually 1. ABSORBS radar 2. Has offset flat body surfaces so that the radar that is not absorbed gets reflected back at an angle away from the source? I need to race that guy. And I have a 2000 Toyota Echo. It's 108HP. 40mpg though

09-05-2004, 03:57 PM	#17
killernoodle Thermophile Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,014	My car And the B2 uses quite a different strategy. Chances are that radar stations are not directly below the craft when in flight, but are usually at more of a horizontal angle instead. By eliminating any vertical parts of the plane to reflect radar back, it is nearly impossible to see. Plus it is coated with a radar absorbing substance. __________________ I have a nice computer.

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