My AMD Giveaway Experience.. or lack thereof

Kevin · 11-11-2001, 01:34 AM

Well guys... this is going to come as a huge dissapointment to all, but even moreso to myself. The giveaway was Friday morning, about 10 miles away from UCSD. I had it all planned out. I even made my awesome double-sided poster that said all sorts of cool stuff (not to mention www.ProCooling.com). I had two cans of latex paint, one black, and one green. And a box of markers to write random stuff on my body. I even made sure to work out that night so I would look tighter than usual when I went shirtless. The plan was perfect, but...

I get a call from a fraternity active (i'm still just a pledge). He says, "Meet tonight at 10:20 on the cliffs. Bring a blindfold." Okay yadda yadda yadda so it turns out that Thursday night was big brother revealing. I got a big brother in the fraternity and became associated w/ a family within the fraternity. Our family drink is the long island iced tea and as initiation, i drank WAY too many long island ice teas thursday night. I didn't get back to my dorm until 3:30 AM. When I woke up at 11:35 in the morning, my alarm was still going off from the 5:25 alarm I had set (enough time for me to shower, paint myself, and drive). Shit when I woke up, I even had a note on my door from the girl upstairs who was going to paint my back: "Kevin, alarm is going off... waited for 10 minutes. Going back to dorm to sleep."

So that's the story, guys... I never made it to the giveaway. I have pics of my poster that I'll post when I get back to San Diego... well i'm pretty sad about it to say the least.
-Kev

Joe · 11-11-2001, 03:33 AM

I tell ya man, Frats are not all what they are cracked up to be... and long island ice teas? WTF is it? a Panzy frat?! ehhehe I only see women drink those around here.

Oh well, hope they didnt make you screw the sheep too hard out on the cliffs blindfolded

I guess next its a road drip to AMD- Austin outside of their fab with your paint and poster

Kevin · 11-11-2001, 03:46 AM

I MAY hit up the L.A. one when they go there. If I do, i'm going in full costume
-Kevin

Jonas · 11-11-2001, 11:12 AM

methinks he chickened out! i second the frats not all that they are supposed to be comment and give a rousing smack to you for not showing up, and not attempting to take advantage ofthe young college coed who came ostensibly to "paint you"....do you have any idea how many PORNOS start like that?? sheesh.

Kevin · 11-11-2001, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonas:
methinks he chickened out!

I knew people would say that

. Oh wells
-Kev

Sled_Dog · 11-11-2001, 05:35 PM

/me shakes head

Kev our drunk college student.. you even go to classes or just drink?

clone · 11-11-2001, 05:36 PM

you failed me

phreenet · 11-11-2001, 05:39 PM

Ok if some half drunk white guy told me to meet him up on a cliff with a blindfold I would have told him where he could stick it and place a restraining order on him and carry an H&K USP .45 around for protection. But I guess that is just you Kevin. And I am with Joe, I am not a big drinker but I do know I have only seen my mother and a few other girls drink Long Islands. By the way? What went on up there? Or are you sworn to secrecy to prevent criminal charges?

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: phreenet ]

Sled_Dog · 11-11-2001, 05:40 PM

These rich boys don't do things the same as you and me Phree. And I would carry my Mausberg 20 guage semi-auto I find it a nice self protection device.

Joe · 11-11-2001, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phreenet:
Ok if some half drunk white guy told me to meet him up on a cliff with a blindfold I would have told him where he could stick it and place a restraining order on him and carry an H&K USP .45 around for protection. But I guess that is just you Kevin. And I am with Joe, I am not a big drinker but I do know I have only seen my mother and a few other girls drink Long Islands. By the way? What went on up there? Or are you sworn to secrecy to prevent criminal charges?

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: phreenet ]

its not to prevent criminal charges, its so that the Identity of the animals ( sheep, chickens, etc...) is kept secret.

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Joe ]

Kevin · 11-11-2001, 07:32 PM

I believe my actions on the cliff can be most summarized by the following quote:

Quote:

Originally said by William Clinton:
I did not have sexual relations with those animals.

Sled_Dog · 11-11-2001, 10:10 PM

sure you didn't

decodeddiesel · 11-12-2001, 01:34 PM

sheesh...

not to try to cheer ya up or anything, but you probably wouldn't have gotten crap from AMD unless you are real lucky.

Kevin · 11-12-2001, 05:07 PM

Yeah that's what I figure

. I'll just have to buy an XP333 and one of them damn Athlon XPs.
-Kevin

dantheman · 11-13-2001, 02:35 PM

GO TOMM!! ITS JUST IN SAN FRANSICO!!! GO GO GO GO!! and take lots of pictures!

11-11-2001, 01:34 AM	#1
Kevin Slacking more than your weird uncle Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: San Diego, CA (UCSD) / Los Angeles, CA (home) Posts: 1,605	My AMD Giveaway Experience.. or lack thereof Well guys... this is going to come as a huge dissapointment to all, but even moreso to myself. The giveaway was Friday morning, about 10 miles away from UCSD. I had it all planned out. I even made my awesome double-sided poster that said all sorts of cool stuff (not to mention www.ProCooling.com). I had two cans of latex paint, one black, and one green. And a box of markers to write random stuff on my body. I even made sure to work out that night so I would look tighter than usual when I went shirtless. The plan was perfect, but... I get a call from a fraternity active (i'm still just a pledge). He says, "Meet tonight at 10:20 on the cliffs. Bring a blindfold." Okay yadda yadda yadda so it turns out that Thursday night was big brother revealing. I got a big brother in the fraternity and became associated w/ a family within the fraternity. Our family drink is the long island iced tea and as initiation, i drank WAY too many long island ice teas thursday night. I didn't get back to my dorm until 3:30 AM. When I woke up at 11:35 in the morning, my alarm was still going off from the 5:25 alarm I had set (enough time for me to shower, paint myself, and drive). Shit when I woke up, I even had a note on my door from the girl upstairs who was going to paint my back: "Kevin, alarm is going off... waited for 10 minutes. Going back to dorm to sleep." So that's the story, guys... I never made it to the giveaway. I have pics of my poster that I'll post when I get back to San Diego... well i'm pretty sad about it to say the least. -Kev __________________ I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, then whip him while he was kickin' at me. Those f***in things are crazy.

11-11-2001, 03:33 AM	#2
Joe The Pro/Life Support System Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,041	I tell ya man, Frats are not all what they are cracked up to be... and long island ice teas? WTF is it? a Panzy frat?! ehhehe I only see women drink those around here. Oh well, hope they didnt make you screw the sheep too hard out on the cliffs blindfolded I guess next its a road drip to AMD- Austin outside of their fab with your paint and poster __________________ Joe - I only take this hat off for one thing... ProCooling archive curator and dusty skeleton.

11-11-2001, 03:46 AM	#3
Kevin Slacking more than your weird uncle Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: San Diego, CA (UCSD) / Los Angeles, CA (home) Posts: 1,605	I MAY hit up the L.A. one when they go there. If I do, i'm going in full costume -Kevin __________________ I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, then whip him while he was kickin' at me. Those f***in things are crazy.

11-11-2001, 11:12 AM	#4
Jonas Cooling Neophyte Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Jackson, MI Posts: 94	methinks he chickened out! i second the frats not all that they are supposed to be comment and give a rousing smack to you for not showing up, and not attempting to take advantage ofthe young college coed who came ostensibly to "paint you"....do you have any idea how many PORNOS start like that?? sheesh. __________________ "...as soon as you're born you start dying; so you might as well have a good time..."

11-11-2001, 05:35 PM	#6
Sled_Dog Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Snowyland(not Alaska) Posts: 238	/me shakes head Kev our drunk college student.. you even go to classes or just drink? __________________ pro/chat has a website now? wow

11-11-2001, 05:36 PM	#7
clone Cooling Savant Join Date: May 2001 Location: West Springfield, MA Posts: 160	you failed me

11-11-2001, 05:39 PM	#8
phreenet Cooling Savant Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Gloucester, Virginia Posts: 356	Ok if some half drunk white guy told me to meet him up on a cliff with a blindfold I would have told him where he could stick it and place a restraining order on him and carry an H&K USP .45 around for protection. But I guess that is just you Kevin. And I am with Joe, I am not a big drinker but I do know I have only seen my mother and a few other girls drink Long Islands. By the way? What went on up there? Or are you sworn to secrecy to prevent criminal charges? [ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: phreenet ] __________________ Dual Pentium!!! 933@1107 Liquid Cooled.

11-11-2001, 05:40 PM	#9
Sled_Dog Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Snowyland(not Alaska) Posts: 238	These rich boys don't do things the same as you and me Phree. And I would carry my Mausberg 20 guage semi-auto I find it a nice self protection device. __________________ pro/chat has a website now? wow

11-11-2001, 10:10 PM	#12
Sled_Dog Cooling Savant Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Snowyland(not Alaska) Posts: 238	sure you didn't __________________ pro/chat has a website now? wow

11-12-2001, 01:34 PM	#13
decodeddiesel Cooling Savant Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: classified Posts: 534	sheesh... not to try to cheer ya up or anything, but you probably wouldn't have gotten crap from AMD unless you are real lucky. __________________ ...i hurt... do me a favor, disconect me... they can re-work me but i'll never be top of the line again ...i'd rather be nothing...

11-12-2001, 05:07 PM	#14
Kevin Slacking more than your weird uncle Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: San Diego, CA (UCSD) / Los Angeles, CA (home) Posts: 1,605	Yeah that's what I figure . I'll just have to buy an XP333 and one of them damn Athlon XPs. -Kevin __________________ I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, then whip him while he was kickin' at me. Those f***in things are crazy.

11-13-2001, 02:35 PM	#15
dantheman Cooling Savant Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 152	GO TOMM!! ITS JUST IN SAN FRANSICO!!! GO GO GO GO!! and take lots of pictures!

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